There are few things more amusing than an unhinged moonbat. Take this diary at DKos for example:
The Coup:
It is November 2008. Let’s say for argument that the nominees for the presidency are Clinton and Guiliani. The polls show Clinton ahead by a margin of at least 10 points, and the talking heads are predicting a landslide for the Democrats across the board.
But this is where Diebold and the Rove playbook come in. There will be voter machine fraud on a much larger scale than before, in several key electoral states. Individual news agencies will not be conducting their own exit-polling. When the votes come in, it is a total reversal. Guiliani has won by a large margin, taking a number of states by a margin of 2 or 3 points, and the Republicans have been swept back into power across the board.
Damn that Karl Rove! He probably used a time machine to fake the moon landing too! Is there anything he can’t do? Anyhow, on with the crystal-ball-wrapped-in-tinfoil predictions.
The Protest:
There will be a huge demonstration on inauguration day. It will be massive, numbers reaching a million. We will believe this is our last chance to save America. Police presence around DC will be immense. Blackwater security will be part of that presence.
The protest will turn violent. The Brown-shirts will be incited to violence, from both the inflammatory rhetoric of their leaders and by agent provacatuers strategically placed in the crowd. Blackwater Security will use strong arm tactics, and there will be beatings, tear-gas, and mass arrests. At some point, a lone Blackwater operative will fire into the crowd and a number of people will be killed and wounded. At least one of those killed will be a journalist or a photographer.
And from there it goes on into how the NeoCon Blackwater Brown-shirtsâ„¢ will shut down all the nutroots blogs, execute professors, enforce martial law, etc.. Yet the Kos kiddies shriek when people call them paranoid, fringe wackos.
The part that always confuses me is this: If they’re so damn convinced that Bush and the NeoCon Blackwater Brown-shirtsâ„¢ are going to round them all up in death camps or whatever, why the fuck do they keep voting for Congressthings who want to disarm the public and give the Federal government the monopoly on force needed to do just that? Are these people crazy?
Seriously. If it should ever come to the point where government agents are trying to put you on cattle cars and/or kill you, “witty” protest signs and drum circles aren’t going to help much. While the pen may be mightier than the sword, 5.56 x 45 mm rifle rounds rip through paperboard like butter.
Or, on the other hand, if the idea is to somehow “peacfully” overthrow the US government if their candidate loses, well, good luck with that. Just be sure to tell Darwin I said hi.