{"id":122,"date":"2009-03-08T11:42:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-08T19:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/?p=122"},"modified":"2009-03-08T11:42:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-08T19:42:42","slug":"psh-bingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/122\/psh-bingo\/","title":{"rendered":"PSH Bingo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just read on arfcom<\/a> that some guy driving through Massachusetts to Maine got pulled over and cops searched him because they saw a gun case in his truck. Pants-shitilarity ensued<\/a>.<\/p>\n

An 18-year-old city resident is in a Massachusetts jail after state police said they found an arsenal in his truck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

ZOMG an arsenal!! Everybody panic? Oh. Wait. He only had two guns, some knives, and a set of brass knuckles. But not just any guns..<\/p>\n

A Bushmaster rifle with a night scope and pistol grip.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Eeeek! A night scope and a pistol grip?! We’re all doomed!<\/p>\n

Then there’s this:<\/p>\n

The trooper ordered him out of the truck and patted him down — which turned up several rounds of ammunition, including a .50 caliber rifle bullet, and a knife, police said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A single .50 cal bullet? Was it a whole cartridge? Or just the pointy bit? And, umm, what exactly is so scary about a round with no rifle to put it in? I’m betting it was probably inert and attached to a a key ring..<\/p>\n

But, yea, if you really want to fill up your PSH bingo card, click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

State police said troopers found a 16-inch Bushmaster assault rifle,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

16 inch “assault rifle?” Umm, okay. Is that supposed to scare us because it’s too big or too small?<\/p>\n

a Remington 12-gauge shotgun with a pistol grip,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh noes! Another pistol grip! hide the women and children!<\/p>\n

seven 30-round magazine ammunition clips seven 30-round magazine ammunition clips and several boxes of ammunition.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Magazine ammunition clips? Did his truck have a high powered automatic manual transmission gear shifter too?<\/p>\n

The assault rifle and the shotgun had both been modified and each gun was equipped with laser sightings, the paper reported.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Modified with laser sighting?! Well. That’s it. I’m heading to the bomb shelter and waiting for the Apocalypse! The guy might be able to blind me if I stare at his lasers too long! That’s even scarier than Lite-Brites!!11!1one!eleventy!<\/p>\n

Huizinga was charged with marked lanes violation, possession of a large-capacity firearm, possession of a firearm, seven counts of possession of high-capacity feeding devices, possession of a dangerous weapon and unlawful possession of ammunition.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now that seems a bit redundant. What’s next, charging him with being charged with a crime? Then charging him for the crime of being charged with being charged of a crime?<\/p>\n

Huizinga could face federal charges, including transporting guns across state lanes and not having a license to carry firearms, the paper reported.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That’s funny. Federal law protects<\/strong> transporting firearms across State lines if the original and destination States don’t have ridiculous laws like, say, Massachusetts. Well, they’re supposed to anyway. This should be an interesting test case.<\/p>\n

Oh, and, err, there’s no such thing as a Federal license to carry firearms. Good luck charging him with a non-existent crime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just read on arfcom that some guy driving through Massachusetts to Maine got pulled over and cops searched him because they saw a gun case in his truck. Pants-shitilarity ensued. An 18-year-old city resident is in a Massachusetts jail after state police said they found an arsenal in his truck. ZOMG an arsenal!! Everybody panic? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guns","category-media-bias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/illspirit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}